Here is Tim Allen’s mug shot from 1978, arrested due to his possession of over a pound of cocaine. At the time he could have been sentenced to life in prison (ridiculous!), so he became a snitch to reduce his sentence to five years and was paroled after 2.5 years.
Now now, don’t hate, you know you would have done it too. The snitching I mean, not the cocaine.
Anyway Timmy Allen Dick dropped his last name (clearly, not a bad idea) and became one of America’s many famous criminals — or as we now call them, celebrities.
The man is sporting one badass mustache… and that deserves to be reblogged, yes?